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LINCOLN FACEPALM - "You're seceding why? Over health insurance?! Oh, shoot me now."


TAGS: lincoln secession republican obamacare facepalm
Rating: 3.5/5

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crankyhead - September 1, 2013, 7:32 pm
Zing!
Cannabal - September 1, 2013, 2:13 pm
No, in actuality, I am StoneTools. I got so bored, I decided to drum up a thread for one of my posters because I'm too lazy to submit a new one.
crankyhead - September 1, 2013, 12:27 pm
Don't lie Cannabal. I'm Vik and arnnatz. You're Groucho and foxrecon. Geez man, keep it together. =)
StoneTools - September 1, 2013, 9:04 am
See, the truth will set you free.
Cannabal - September 1, 2013, 6:47 am
You are absolutely right, I am Renza. I am also Battaile, which explains the string of filthy liberal posts you've been seeing lately.
StoneTools - September 1, 2013, 1:59 am
In other words, as they used to say in the old days, "Don't bogart that joint"
StoneTools - September 1, 2013, 1:58 am
Cannabal, cannabal, cannabal. my comment referring to lame comebacks #58863 was directed to Renza, that's why it says his name at the end of the sentence. Your comeback referred to me calling your comebacks lame ... you say you aren't renza, yet ... ?!?
Cannabal - September 1, 2013, 1:45 am
No, I did not say that. If you could read, you probably would have noticed. By the way, no, weed is not legalized in my state, only decriminalized. Can't have everything, y'know?
StoneTools - August 31, 2013, 8:58 am
are you saying that you are, in fact, renza? Because at the end of the lame statement, I specified Renza. I take it weed is legal in your state?
Cannabal - August 31, 2013, 3:18 am
First you say my comebacks are lame, and now they're too harsh. You're starting to sound like a Democrat, Stony.
StoneTools - August 30, 2013, 9:07 am
That's kind of harsh, don't you think?
StoneTools - August 30, 2013, 8:50 am
wow, that's such an lame attempt at a comeback. You should seek help renza.
Cannabal - August 30, 2013, 3:40 am
Spongebob "g-ay pants." Oh, d***, son, you that was colder than ice, yo.
Cannabal - August 30, 2013, 3:39 am
To quote the former vice president of the 43rd executive administration, Richard Cheney, "Go f*** yourself."
crankyhead - August 29, 2013, 9:33 pm
What second rate online translator are you using that thinks the french word for english is Ingles? The word is 'anglais' as anyone who isn't into trying to misrepresent themselves online would be able to tell you.
Renza - August 29, 2013, 8:38 pm
What are you, french? nobody but the french like the french, and I'm pretty sure its tentative for them. Your statement probably could have been complete if you used punctuation, as is, it's borderline gibberish, and at the least missing a point
StoneTools - August 29, 2013, 8:19 pm
that it's actually getting boring. Pourquoi ne pas prendre un cours de logique quand vous avez fini avec vos Inglês comme un cours de langue seconde?
StoneTools - August 29, 2013, 8:17 pm
Now you've really lost it. I know that you really don't understand english (are you french canadian like cranky?), but my statement was complete and, once again, you've proved how you make a posting which does my job for me. Your idiocy is so easy to show
Renza - August 29, 2013, 7:28 pm
Come on ST, don't make me jingle the keys, remember what we said about completing thoughts?
StoneTools - August 29, 2013, 2:30 pm
I found out where liberals come from: http://science.discovery.com/tv-shows/dark-matters-twisted-but-true/videos/orphans-trained-to-mindlessly-obey.htm
crankyhead - August 29, 2013, 1:03 pm
ST, you want the name of a good ESL teacher? Your grammar is at a second grade level.
StoneTools - August 29, 2013, 10:14 am
The only thing that makes it difficult for me to show how moronic you liberals are is that you do a posting and do it for me.
Renza - August 28, 2013, 8:23 pm
If that's your goal in life ST, I'm sorry to tell you, but you've failed at life, which really shouldn't be possible. So... I guess congratulations on the accomplishment...?
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 1:45 pm
sorry, I left one off: crankyhead=cannabal=renza=spongebob g**pants
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 1:37 pm
crankyhead=cannabal=renza
OTC - August 28, 2013, 1:18 pm
So then it is true, crankyhead=cannabal
crankyhead - August 28, 2013, 12:10 pm
The biggest joke of them all is the one where a guy created many different accounts, so that he can have online conversations with himself, in an attempt to make his opinions appear to have wider support than they do. Knee-slappingly funny stuff.
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 11:16 am
and my statement was serious. You and cranky are just bad jokes
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 11:09 am
My goal in life is to make it difficult for morons to put out a message of lies and bull**** (like you and cranky) I think liberals are the bottom of the barrel
Renza - August 28, 2013, 4:14 am
It's honestly unrealistic to take most discussions on the internet all that seriously, all it takes is for 'that guy' to show up with their internet persona that would realistically get them beaten irl, and then things just spiral away.
Renza - August 28, 2013, 4:11 am
If you want to be serious about it, isn't it kinda sad that your hatred of "liberals" (basically whoever disagrees with you) is based primarily on two people, one of which has announced being a troll numerous times?
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 1:04 am
In all seriousness, I'm glad you and cranky are on this site, it reinforces my dislike for the stupidity of liberals
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 1:01 am
You still can't comprehend a complete paragraph or sentence I see. Good for you, it gives you something to look forward to learning in your English as a Second Language class
Renza - August 28, 2013, 12:51 am
Well of course, when the multi syllable words begin confusing you, we need to do something to hold your attention, jingling those shiny keys just happens to be a somewhat effective method, otherwise you instantly go back to your go-to talking points
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 12:30 am
spewing the MSLSD and media splatters lie of the day
StoneTools - August 28, 2013, 12:30 am
having a discussion with either you or cranky is where the need for single syllables comes in handy. Otherwise, you two just do the "ooooo shiney" thing and think you've actually convinced anyone that you are capable of rational thought rather than just
Renza - August 27, 2013, 9:06 pm
Exactly, why should conservatives actually complete their thoughts, using words with more than 2 syllables is clearly difficult for them, as is the use of commas, I think what he's saying here cannabal, is that our expectations are just way too high.
StoneTools - August 27, 2013, 5:57 pm
why would he, he's having a conversation with liberals, you know the people with ADHD who get lost with words with more than 1 or 2 syllables or sentences that have commas
Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 5:54 pm
Could you be more specific and state a more complete thought?
OTC - August 25, 2013, 5:34 pm
So in your liberal mind, if obamacare hadn't became law, this would still have happened?
OTC - August 25, 2013, 5:30 pm
So in your liberal m
StoneTools - August 25, 2013, 6:19 am
Oh my! You're so right, nobody here ever, EVER, cherry picks their sources, especially you cannabal.
Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 4:45 am
Well, it wouldn't be a free market if you couldn't do that.
Renza - August 25, 2013, 4:29 am
Of course, who doesn't love the free market, it's what gives businesses and organizations the right to discriminate or screw people over without repercussion...
Cannabal - August 24, 2013, 11:38 pm
Facepalm indeed, especially when the PPACA legislation isn't exactly forcing a company like UPS to insure spouses, to which they respond by not insuring spouses since they legally do not have to. Ain't the free marketplace grand?
OTC - August 24, 2013, 11:25 pm
Its not about health insurance, it is a out the government mandate, and i suppose employers shouldn't determine who gets insurance or set the wages and hours either, facepalm indeed.
Cannabal - August 24, 2013, 10:33 pm
By the way, since we're cherry-picking links here, I picked this one out just for you. http://www.bizjournals.com/sanfrancisco/blog/2013/08/its-easy-to-blame-obamacare-for-what.html
Cannabal - August 24, 2013, 10:21 pm
See what happens when you let employers determine who gets health insurance and who doesn't?
StoneTools - August 23, 2013, 8:28 am
http://www.bizjournals.com/atlanta/morning_call/2013/08/ups-to-drop-15000-spouses-from.html
PapaFox - November 15, 2012, 11:36 pm
Good one, Cannabal! :-D


OKAY, WE MUST SECEDE! - IN OBAMA'S AMERICA THERE WILL BE NO MORE TWINKIES EVER AGAIN! THIS IS TRULY AN OBAMANATION! AAAAAAAAAH!


TAGS: no more twinkies obama secession
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crankyhead - November 17, 2012, 2:15 pm
So, three weeks before the end of the world, marijuana gets legalized in two different states, AND the makers of Twinkies shut their doors for good? Well played Mayans, well played.
Cannabal - November 16, 2012, 11:43 pm
Uh, Americans?
crankyhead - November 16, 2012, 10:16 pm
Who wants to put that garbage in their mouth nowadays anyway?
PapaFox - November 16, 2012, 8:49 pm
Hehe. (Yup, it's all Obama's fault that Hostess was badly managed.) ;-)


OKAY, WE MUST SECEDE - Any government that rejects a petition to allow me to punch Grover Norquist in the dick is just plain fucking Communist!




TEXICO - Go ahead, Texas, secede because of the general election: it'll just make Mexico that much closer to drive to.


TAGS: texas secession obama election mexico
Rating: 1.8/5

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PapaFox - November 13, 2012, 7:54 am
The Mexicans would never forgive us! :-D


TEXAS SECESSION MOVEMENT - YO CHEIF!! Why don't you try and close the border to the SOUTH of you first. GOD BLESS AMERICA!




UN-AMERICAN ACTIVITIES - Maybe we should reactivate this committee...




CONSERVATIES - When you look at the world through their eyes, you can see why they are so fucking crazy and goddamned stupid for seceding.


TAGS: secession conservative republican obama election
Rating: 1.89/5

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Cannabal - July 1, 2014, 7:25 am
Well, the majority of the "Green States" in this pic did want to secede after the general election of 2012.
Cannabal - July 1, 2014, 7:24 am
You're right, that is strange: Michigan did vote for Romney after all.
OTC - June 19, 2014, 12:51 am
Libtards: the green area indicates the Mexican annex
birddseedd - June 18, 2014, 11:11 pm
the heck, why is michigan part of this???


MOST RETARDED STATE OF THE UNION - So, Texas, what are you gonna do when Obama gets out of office? Are you gonna petition for re-annexation then?


TAGS: texas secession obama general election
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PapaFox - November 15, 2012, 10:02 am
No problem, they won't need those things once we give Texas back to Mexico.
Cannabal - November 15, 2012, 8:36 am
Don't forget: no more federal welfare programs--like the National Guard; and the Border Patrol.
PapaFox - November 15, 2012, 8:00 am
But before they leave, they have to pay off their share of the national debt. :-D


another liberal lie exposed -


TAGS: texas secession obama fail
Rating: 3.11/5

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fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 10:34 pm
Yo Zeitguy,if you were in fact speaking to me,then I will PM you with that info.I've had trouble with stalkers on this site,from a real"pain in the [email protected]" if you catch my hidden meaning(and cream doesn't help w/that kind of PITA) X-D Look for my PM.Cheers
fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 10:30 pm
Zeit(aka. Groot) was speaking to me, I think. He just didn't thread his response properly, or you missed mine.Suppose he will correct me if I'm wrong.
rebeccaolsen - July 8, 2015, 10:06 pm
Chicago
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 10:04 pm
You too Becca!
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 10:03 pm
Ok I'll check it out, but to be fair you need to divulge your region of domicile.
fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 8:45 pm
There is a GREAT film about Texas with Jack Black, based on a true story. "Bernie." Check it out if you get a chance.The opening sequence takes us through a funny guided tour of all the Texas regions;it really is a country in and of itself.Cheers mate :-)
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 7:55 pm
Faux, you too. That's OK. Growing up in Jersey I had similar stereotypical images of Texas, I still hate the Cowboys BTW.
fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 6:32 pm
Texas believes military exercises in its backyard is"evidence"of Obama's plan 4 martial law.Obama kept his promise 2 unify Texas with Obamacare-now Texans can finally get the mental healthcare they desperately need 2 be a functioning part of the Union X-D
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 3:15 pm
At least it's not California.
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 3:10 pm
Ouch! Good one! If you live here long enough you come to love it ( mostly):)
rebeccaolsen - July 8, 2015, 2:17 pm
You're from Texas, Groot? Not sure if I should say sorry OR feel sorry. :D /kidding doll... How does it feel to be the lone voice of reason in the the Lone Brain cell state, I mean, star state? /sorry, couldn't resist :)
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 2:13 pm
Becca you hurt my feelings.
OTC - July 8, 2015, 7:32 am
This time they took action, but that's not the point. Obama was supposed to be the great unifier and end racism, he's been the complete opposite. A house divided cannot stand
rebeccaolsen - July 7, 2015, 8:36 pm
Tell us something new for a change. They've been threatening to do this since the dawn of Texas, well BEFORE OBAMA. It's their crybaby perennial tradition. It would be real news if Texas said they were NOT seceding. Texans are crazy, they need no excuse


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